Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 02, 2008

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 22, 2005

spex

damn sexy

you look so spexy

by monkey July 18, 2003

Perpetually High Steve

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve

Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.

by Monkey December 15, 2003

rocked

to get hit.
to be beaten without reprieve.

He bucked to the big dude and got his ass rocked.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

Scrotumizer

A word made to make fun of Zac's last name when he talked about his chicktionary.

It's the scrotumizer! Zac, you da man

by Monkey October 14, 2003