Monkey's Dad's definitions
She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.
by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020
Get the deprestidigitationmug. Forced to work from home, shut in his tiny apartment all day, forbidden to go out at night, the isolution felt crippling.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
Get the isolutionmug. In the United States, 332 million people and an even greater number of firearms openly compete . On a daily basis, the firearms succeed in eliminating some of the human population. Humans attempting to reduce the number of firearms always fail.
by Monkey's Dad October 27, 2023
Get the More Guns Than Peoplemug. Mozombieque is located on the coast of Africa, bordered by Zombia to the northwest and by Zombabwe on the west, all three countries populated by the living dead.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
Get the Mozombiequemug. In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
Get the Glass slippersmug. by Monkey's Dad May 19, 2020
Get the it'll waitmug. Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.
YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.
by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2020
Get the Smart Lives Mattermug.