703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
Knowing it would take his colleague a while to figure it out, or to seek its meaning on Urban Dictionary, Jason began his text with a subtle-yet-direct salutation - "Dear SOTE..."
by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021
Without knowing it, this was the turn-on he had waited for, his new Zoomophilia. Seeing only faces of his Zoommates, his imagination roamed freely, thinking of what might be going on out-of-frame.
by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020
Looking at her across the table, staring into her phone as she'd done all through dinner, the joy he felt in being with her on their first date was inexpressible. He texted 'dawth' to her, heard the thrilling 'ping' and thought she might look up and meet his eyes, but... whatever.
by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2022