Definitions by Momo Shmanky

Monkeybong

To make something ordinary into something unusual, unique or far beyond what is usual, regular, or customary

Delling told his girlfriend to wear her cheerleading uniform while having sex, and had a monkeybong orgasm when he plowed her doggy style.

Monkeybong by Momo Shmanky July 1, 2026

Breadbag

To want to copulate or have sex with a woman so badly, you would wear a bread bag as a prophylactic

I really like that girl, and I would do anything to breadbag her.
I would definitely breadbag that!
I've had a crush on her since high school and would love to breadbag her at the reunion.

Breadbag by Momo Shmanky February 18, 2025

Breadbag

Wanting to have sex under any condition with an attractive woman or wanting to copulate with a woman. You would resort to using a bread bag as a condom, if you had to, in order not to miss the opportunity.

I would breadbag such a hot girl any day, any where.
I wish I would have breadbagged her when I had the chance.

Breadbag by Momo Shmanky January 14, 2025