by Momma Pasta August 21, 2024
The most down to earth, spiritually connected, easygoing person on the planet. Until she’s had enough. Then she turns from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ and people should run for their lives.
by Momma Pasta December 09, 2018
When the Starbucks idiot gives you whole milk instead of almond milk and you’re lactose intolerant as fuck, it’s a one way ticket to firerrhea city
by Momma Pasta January 12, 2020