Definitions by Momentual Grief Process

vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.

Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand

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Taking a shit in your swimming trunks, putting them on someone's head and slapping their back to make them breathe in

The action of being the target of messy trunks is "Messy Trunk'd"

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