MoldovanWormFan26's definitions

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack

It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

calyssa lover

somebody that has came to their senses and has stopped being a trevuwu, but still has progress to make towards becoming totally sane

Trevor is on pace to becoming sane again in 2025, as he finally ended being a trevuwu in 2023, and is a calyssa lover right now

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

gawk gawk 9000

big suck suck

Azzawi gawk gawk 9000'd himself at his school

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

aridivorce

aridivorce the canon event on december 12th 2023, where arivor will end its status after 1 1/3 hellish years for the rest of us

Aridivorce is the canon event in the gc, where arivor will end brutally

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023