Mojo Mojowitz's definitions

september 10th

utter unawareness that tomorrow may bring a calamity.

If you work at the World Trade Center, and its September 10th, don't go to work tomorrow.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 25, 2005

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Life

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

laugh whore

Response when the price is not right (too low).

"Blow you for free?" said the laugh whore, "I don't think so!!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

hollywood hangup

being heterosexual in West Hollywood.

"He seems to be a nice enough guy, but I think he has a hollywood hangup."

by MoJo Mojowitz December 28, 2005