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mathaly

Something that requires a skill which you obviously do not possess.

See also Grammarly
Mathaly
by Modern Women April 25, 2025
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Tribe of Families

A social group comprised of numerous families sharing common ancestory. Usually a father with many children from multiple wives.

Examples

Youtube- "Donald Trump wives and children"

Youtube- (NFB short) "The Rocking Chair"
Tribe of families
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Fuckaholic

An extreem state of egoic contraction leading to negative / destructive unconscious behaviour and pre-scripted negative thought patterns.

OR

A goverment disability, package for sexual addiction which significantly affects one's ability to remain gainfully employed.
Did Carl get fired?

Yeah, he just walked in to work to day and fuckaholiced all over the place.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

See

Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"
The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Uncle Bob's recovery tips

Refers to a video course to guide you through ceasing compulsive masterbation, porn use and / or recovering from sexual addiction and sexual dysfunction.

Also

Porn induced sexual dysfunction

Yourbrainonporn.com
How's our fuckaholic doing with uncle Bob's recovery tips?
by Modern Women September 3, 2025
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Contour shading

The aplication of light and dark make up one to two shades lighter and one to two shades darker than your base foundation to create highlights and low lights to create more contour than would normally be visible.

See; "Easy nose contour" YouTube
See; "Need a 6 pack ASAP" ticktock
See; "Honest Donald Trump makeup recreation" YouTube
See; "How to contour Abs- make muscles pop in 5 min" youtube
You could build a house on Kim Kardashians foundation, she uses so much product contour shading.
by Modern Women May 24, 2025
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