Mock Turtlenex's definitions

Opossum Pussy

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.

"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"

by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017

Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.

I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.

by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017