Definitions by Mock Turtlenex

Tiger Sharking 

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.

I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.

Tiger Sharking by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017

Opossum Pussy 

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.

"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"

Opossum Pussy by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017