Mock Turtlenex's definitions

Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.

I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.

by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017

Opossum Pussy

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.

"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"

by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017