MoJo Mojowitz's definitions

alphabet boys

dictionary writers, i.e. Noah Webster;founder, UrbanDictionary

Boy, those alphabet boys can sure write a good dictionary!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

september 10th

utter unawareness that tomorrow may bring a calamity.

If you work at the World Trade Center, and its September 10th, don't go to work tomorrow.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 25, 2005

Fukifiknow

Urban way of saying "I don't know."

"How do you get to Hoboken from here? Fukifiknow!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

SBD

A pizza afficianado's term, being an acronym for
"Sure Beats DiGiornio" used when Delivery Pizza
beats the in-the-box supermarket variety.

That Delivery Pizza SBD !!!!!!

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hollywood hangup

being heterosexual in West Hollywood.

"He seems to be a nice enough guy, but I think he has a hollywood hangup."

by MoJo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005