MoJo Mojowitz's definitions

hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

september 10th

utter unawareness that tomorrow may bring a calamity.

If you work at the World Trade Center, and its September 10th, don't go to work tomorrow.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 25, 2005

Fukifiknow

Urban way of saying "I don't know."

"How do you get to Hoboken from here? Fukifiknow!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Life

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

factory

a large building of an industrial nature where most of it labor workers get "f*ct."

John's brother really got "f*ct"...he went from Wall Street Banker to Factory Worker.

by MoJo Mojowitz August 30, 2005

Flip The Script

To extend your middle finger at the inane dialogue the scriptwriter would have you saying, especially if you are Jack Nicholson.

When I saw my lines for the next scene, I flipped the script.
-- Jack Nicholson

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005