Mo' Benjamin's definitions

spunk

A fat half Chinese, half Mexican man or woman. (Spic-Chunk-Chank)

That Spunk is eating nachos with chop sticks.
While over Osvaldo Ding's house, I noticed that that Spunk had cats in his freezer and was making cheese in his toilet.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008

wreath

Hair sprouting in a ring-like fashion around the asshole.

Sometimes, people hang a wreath on the back door!
Seeing her wreath made me want to bray.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008

sphinx sculptor

Derogatory name for a person of Arab descent.

That Sphinx Sculptor is the son of a Camel Jockey and Dirt Turkey.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008