Definitions by Miz Daisy Cutter

Moomy 

A childfree insult for a female breeder. Sometimes "Moomie," or "Moo" for short. So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.

That stupid Moomy was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.

Moomy by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

Moo 

A female breeder. Short for Moomy, like "Mom" is short for "Mommy." So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.

That stupid Moo was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.

Moo by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

Duh 

A male breeder, the husband of Moo. Short for "Duhddy," like "Dad" is short for "Daddy." So-called because they often have a slack-jawed, retard-like expression as they stand around in public, unable to control their rampaging crotchfruit. This expression also appears when strangers, sometimes but not always childfree, fail to properly worship the Golden Child.

That Duh just stood around and smiled like a moron while his little fucktrophies tried to climb over my fence and tease my dog.

Duh by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

shriekling 

Pejorative name for a loud, screeching child.

I don't like going to restaurants much anymore. The breeders always bring their little shrieklings along and ruin the meal for me.

shriekling by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

hump dumpling 

Pejorative name for a child, based on the word hump meaning "to fuck."

The Moo I work with has a zillion photos of her little hump dumpling all over her desk. Where does she find space for her paperwork?

hump dumpling by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

crotch critters by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

howler monkey 

A screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.

Hey, lady, shut your fucking howler monkey up or take it out of the movie theatre!

howler monkey by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006