vapor lock

Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.
1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.
by Mitchell man August 20, 2008
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TTC

Turd Touching Cotton

When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
Jared had to poop so bad he was TTC'ing. So he found the nearest field to pull a Jared poop.
by Mitchell man May 15, 2008
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Gatlin Gun

Gatlin gun is multiple pelvic thrusts while ejecting yourself from a chair. Normally a sound effect is acceptable (bam,bam,.........bam).
While Aaron was getting out of his seat. He yelled to Jared and said "Gatlin Gun" bam,bam,.........bam!!!!
by Mitchell man May 21, 2008
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anus strange-hold

When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.
anus strange-hold
Aaron: Sorry to keep you waiting. I have had a major anus strangle-hold today.
by Mitchell Man July 01, 2008
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Xbox zombie

xbox zombie is the state-of-mind that you are in when your Xbox 360 is broken. You don't show any emotion, just playing Xbox 360 in your head.
Aaron: Jared are you Ok? You look like you are missing your best friend.

Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.

Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.
by Mitchell Man February 19, 2009
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pitch-in pride perker

pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"

Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.

Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
by Mitchell man November 04, 2009
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eSlap

eSlap is an online bitch slap. Normally from someone correcting an email you sent out and sending it to everyone in their address book to make you look bad.
Tim: Hey everyone don't go to XYZ restaurant because I heard they are stealing credit card information.

Jim: Dear Everyone,I saw this on SNOPES and this isn't true. Tim,you need to get your facts straight before sending us emails.

Tim: Damn, I feel like I just got eSlapped. I was just trying to do everyone a favor.
by Mitchell Man February 06, 2009
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