Definitions by Mitchell Clooky

California Handjob 

Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.

I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob

California Handjob by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008

Quarter-Job 

When You Get A Blowjob From A Cheap, Smelly, Whore For Only A Quarter.

"We Have To Go To Mikes Moms House To Get Quarter-Jobs Before The Party."

Quarter-Job by Mitchell Clooky January 8, 2008