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Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.
I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.
by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010
mugGet the Lobster Bibbin'mug.

Al-ergy

Having a bad reaction towards Al Sharpton.
After hearing Mr. Sharpton speak I developed a strong Al-ergy
by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010
mugGet the Al-ergymug.

Eateremus

When you've sat in a pair of wet shorts all day and your ass is red, chapped, and sore.
After a long day of fishing in a wet boat, I came home with a bad case of Eateremus.
by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010
mugGet the Eateremusmug.

Frazzlejanky

Did you just see that dumb-ass frazzlejanky wearing the fanny pack?
by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010
mugGet the Frazzlejankymug.

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