Mistress Cornbread's definitions

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Al-ergy

Having a bad reaction towards Al Sharpton.

After hearing Mr. Sharpton speak I developed a strong Al-ergy

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Eateremus

When you've sat in a pair of wet shorts all day and your ass is red, chapped, and sore.

After a long day of fishing in a wet boat, I came home with a bad case of Eateremus.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Frazzlejanky

A slur word for a white person.

Did you just see that dumb-ass frazzlejanky wearing the fanny pack?

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010