Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mistress Cornbread

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

When you've sat in a pair of wet shorts all day and your ass is red, chapped, and sore.

After a long day of fishing in a wet boat, I came home with a bad case of Eateremus.

A slur word for a white person.

Did you just see that dumb-ass frazzlejanky wearing the fanny pack?

After hearing Mr. Sharpton speak I developed a strong Al-ergy