Paula Abdul

Small, cute, and extremely talented singer and choreographer. Is now a judge on popular TV show American Idol. Has had several relationships that turned out badly in her lifetime but has finally found her true love in fellow judge Simon Cowell. Now if only the two would just freaking admit their love for each other!

"Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul are secretly dating!"

by Mistress Anne Boleyn April 09, 2005

worthic

n. A shortened version of the now-obsolete term "work ethic".

First used by country/bluegrass singer Alison Krauss.

"I don't know why we keep him around- he always complains, and has such terrible worthic!"

by Mistress Anne Boleyn April 15, 2005