MisterPoops's definitions

Poopserhero

someone who just poops mad girls. They are a hero of poopsing.

"Dude, he poopsed over 100 girls. He's a true poopserhero."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Effs

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Poops

an ever changing word. It can mean many things. Poops referring to a girl is not necessarily to have a form of sex with. To poops a girl can mean different things in and of itself. It can mean that the girl is cute, that you did do something with them, that you would do something with them, etc. Someone’s poops is someone that they’re dating or hooking up with. To poops somewhere is to go somewhere. To say “yo poops” or any variation of it is a greeting to a fellow poopser.

Then poops has other words derived off of it.

"Would you poops?"
"What up poops"
"Poops out."
"I poopsed it."
"Lets poops to class."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Butter

A girl who has a great body but a terrible face. There are different levels of butter. Butter is a really bad face, margarine is a rather bad face, and I can’t believe its not butter is a girl who’s face just isn’t good, but not horrible. Other words are derived from this. Butter on a bun is a girl with a bad face and great buns. Buttermilk is a girl with a bad face but incredible breasts.

"There's just something off about her face. But man does she have a great ass. She's definitely I-can't-believe-its-not butter on a bun.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Poopalality

a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.

John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Butter Your Balls

This is the act of having a girl take a volume of butter and rubbing your balls with it. It can be used figuratively though, as in, “Dude, she just buttered my balls” meaning any sort of pleasure was given to your genitals.

"Did your girlfriend Butter Your Balls yet?"

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Plox

A word with a meaning very similar to "please" with some slightly further uses. For example, "I'm gonna tell you this story tomorrow for suspense plox." In this case, plox is being used similarly to please, but nothing is being asked. Plox is a useful word because it sounds much more manly than please when said in conversation.

"I'm gonna tell you this story tomorrow for suspense plox." In this case, plox is being used similarly to please, but nothing is being asked.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009