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Definitions by Mister Noodle

Mum-dumpster 

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)
Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster