Definitions by Mister Muckle

fetty wap 

The sound you make when you hit the floor after falling through your own asshole.

Did you hear it go "fetty wap" when Willie Maxwell hit the floor? Sounds like he fell through his own asshole again.

fetty wap by Mister Muckle March 29, 2017

Child Support 

The lesser of two evils, the other being actually raising your own kids.

Father: I told my wife she could either give me a blow job or get out. She took the kids and left. Later she realized what a mistake she'd made and returned the kids.

Father's friend: At least you don't have to pay child support.

Child Support by Mister Muckle March 6, 2011