Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Elbonics

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003