Definitions by Miss Spunky

Pupkus 

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

I made my husband clean off the pupkus off the car window.

Pupkus by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Telecrastination 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.

Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003