Definitions by Misfit the Dog

White Gravy 

Male ejaculate that is the consistency of lumpy white gravy. Usually forms when the man has not ejaculated for at least a week, causing the build-up to be massive and thick.

Oh... oh... ohhhhhhh.... shit bitch, all over you face. You just got plastered with my white gravy. Sorry bout that ho, but I hadn't busted a nut in bout 3 o' 4 days now, and that shit is juicy. You better clean that mess up with a towel... but don't use my good towels.

White Gravy by Misfit the Dog March 16, 2010

Nault

To prematurely ejaculate, usually in one's jeans when feminine contact is first achieved. Heart rate and breathing increase and a couple of "Oh's" might escape said "Naulter" during the act.

I couldn't help it. When Becky started rubbing my neck, my dick instantly got hard and I naulted.

Nault by Misfit the Dog April 30, 2009

The gravies 

Having diarrhea when it is the consistency of good old fashioned Brown Gravy.

Damn son, I ate 3 day old tuna I found in the back of my car and my stomach is doing flips. I think I got myself a case of the gravies.

The gravies by Misfit the Dog April 30, 2009