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Rumped

Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.

The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.
I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.
by Minty burns February 14, 2015
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Ozziecant

A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant.

The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.
by Minty burns February 14, 2015
mugGet the Ozziecantmug.

Balls appreciation day

The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.
John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
by Minty burns November 5, 2019
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Vindaloo flaps

Vindaloo flaps is a derogatory term used to describe a woman of Indian/Sri Lankan descents vagina.
John - you out with thatIndian bird last night, chief?
Saket - yep
John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps?
Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.
by Minty burns February 27, 2015
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