MinistryOfDEW's definitions

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Transodox

Describing someone or something that is beyond the boundaries of being either orthodox, heterodox or heretical.

Please don’t call me a heretic as I self-identify as being transodox.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Vatholick

Vatholick = (noun) a Vatican-loyal Catholic no matter the evil or stupidity being spewed from there

The Bishop of the Altoona-Johnstown Diocese is just a Vatholick who does whatever Pope Francis says.

by MinistryOfDEW November 24, 2021

Ho, Hor, Horz-elf

The required pronouns for certain Elven Otherkin, such as Vulkekin, who are very serious about the spirituality of irony.

My name is DEWnada and my required pronouns are Ho, Hor, Horz-elf.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Nunly

(adjective) describing a kind of person who acts like a traditionalist nun, e.g. prudish, strict, conservative, etc.

His nunly wife does not give him any sex.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Festunet

(Noun) Abbreviating a text by joining the opening portion (letter, syllable, word, phrase, sentence) with the ending portion to produce a mantra which invokes the entirety of the text, with the portions joined by ellipses.

(Verb) “festuneting”: making a festunet
Example: Septuagint Featunet — εν ..... αμήν

Antonym: festoon

The Ministry of DEW creates festunet mantras from Sacred Scriptures.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021