flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

Nunly

(adjective) describing a kind of person who acts like a traditionalist nun, e.g. prudish, strict, conservative, etc.

His nunly wife does not give him any sex.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

Korelation

(Noun) A pun on “correlation” stressing both the ecstatic-nature (elation) & goddess-grounding (Kore) of a connection between two or more things.

Athanasius Kircher asserted a korelation between Amitabha Buddha and Harpocrates.

by MinistryOfDEW July 05, 2021

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

Look at his whiskers and that outfit. What a beardo!

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

black krust

pounding on drums while high on marijuana

That punk gang of musicians is really into black krust.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 05, 2021