Zenglish

communication in the English language with embedded profundities & excessive paradoxicity.

Drop the Zenglish and talk like a normal person.

by MinistryOfDEW December 02, 2021

Festunet

(Noun) Abbreviating a text by joining the opening portion (letter, syllable, word, phrase, sentence) with the ending portion to produce a mantra which invokes the entirety of the text, with the portions joined by ellipses.

(Verb) “festuneting”: making a festunet
Example: Septuagint Featunet — εν ..... αμήν

Antonym: festoon

The Ministry of DEW creates festunet mantras from Sacred Scriptures.

by MinistryOfDEW July 05, 2021

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

black krust

pounding on drums while high on marijuana

That punk gang of musicians is really into black krust.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

Vulkekin

a member or members of the Kekistanian community who self-identifies as a type of Starseed Otherkin from the planet Vulkek (full of Kek) rather than being a human being from the micronation of Kekistan.

The Vulkekin believe that most Kekistanians have forgotten the alien roots of their culture.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 05, 2021