Definitions by MinistryOfDEW

flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

flaid by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

black krust 

pounding on drums while high on marijuana

That punk gang of musicians is really into black krust.

black krust by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satanic Sanskrit 

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

Satanic Sanskrit by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

FascesBook 

a derogatory term for FaceBook stresses its fascist administrative functioning

FascesBook said my post on ancient Hebrew poetry violated their Community Standards.

FascesBook by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satorist

One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.

The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.

Satorist by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

palindrummer 

one who is obsessed with palindromes

That kid is a real palindrummer and told her parents that her name was now SOEOS AZIZA EIRIE AZIZA SOEOS.

palindrummer by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019