Definitions by Milo Crybaby

Mattanese 

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Plonkence 

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

Plonkence by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Dad 

Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.

Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!

Dad by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020