Definitions by Millie Mustang

Boob Hoist 

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.

Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.

Boob Hoist by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

A Boob Chop 

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player chops their boob into the edge of the table creating an undesirable effect.

I won my game of Candyland, in spite of a severe boob chop.

I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).

A Boob Chop by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

Milk Duds 

Women who can't breastfeed their children.

Amy's children were formula feed because she has milk duds.

Milk Duds by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

Booblets 

The perfect board game boobs. A player with booblets does not have to use the boob hoist technique or worry about suffering a boob chop when reaching across the table to draw a card or move their piece.

Heather constantly has to worry about a boob chop while playing Candyland, unlike Aimee who has booblets.

Booblets by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019