Mikie Mike and the Miketones's definitions

Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

Chiquita

Chiquita - (verb) the act of fucking a basket or bowl of fruit

I Chiquita 'd my Nanner and went balls deep with my entire 3 3/4" (the last three of which go 45 degrees to the left) in that fine ass fruit basket and splooged all over her face located directly below said fruit basket.

It's when your bitch holds a bunch of hand fruit over her head for you to nut on.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones February 11, 2024

Bairble

(Bed/chair/table) singular, multipurpose piece of furniture with the functionalities of a bed, chair and table. Found in boiler motels worldwide.

I need to clean my long-term motel room because the bairble is ridden with clutter.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 25, 2023

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023