Definitions by Mikey Z

floorjumper 

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?

I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.

floorjumper by Mikey Z July 29, 2005

frown syndrome 

A cranky little bitch whose a downer no matter what.

Even though he got a raise, he still couldn't shake off that frown syndrome.

frown syndrome by Mikey Z July 28, 2005