3 definitions by Mike the bastard

Someone who only likes a person with the name danae
Jake the snake: I heard you love Alina

Mike: nah I'm a Danae lover
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
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A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of
Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
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A Danae is a very kind hearted girl who likes people with the name Orlando,Jake, Caleb
Jake: did you see that cute girl

Mike: yeah she's totally a Danae!
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
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