Mike the bastard 's definitions

A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

A Danae lover

Someone who only likes a person with the name danae

Jake the snake: I heard you love Alina

Mike: nah I'm a Danae lover

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

Danae

A Danae is a very kind hearted girl who likes people with the name Orlando,Jake, Caleb

Jake: did you see that cute girl

Mike: yeah she's totally a Danae!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022