Definitions by Mike Zo
Lance Armstrong
Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong by Mike Zo January 15, 2013
Spitzer'd
a. John, who is married, preaches that it's immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. John later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local "Crazy Horse". John, you just got Spitzer'd!