Mike Rotch's definitions

Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

purple box

the process of toe kicking a bitch right in her neden hole...till the box is purple.

"What that fuckin hoe fucked my home boy? Ima give him a red eye, and her a nice PURPLE BOX!"

by Mike Rotch May 13, 2005

Punk Rock

Well, the first guy said the Biafra quote, Punk aint no religious cult, punk is thinking for yourself...and so therefore, if you like GC Sum or Blink or MXPX or something...be yourself...think for yourself and stop trying to be punk and be you.

YOU POP PUNK PRICK! YOU LISTEN TO BLINK182!

Reply: You are just listening to shit to be cool so let me be myself and do whatever the fuck i want. Its about the music, not whose a sellout or whos whatever. The most punk rock thing in the world was going against whats punk rock. THINK FOR YOURSELF

by Mike Rotch December 21, 2004

toysrus

A buisness that sells little kids toys.

Ebonics - We be toys and shit.
White man - We have lots of good toys for little boys and girls.

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

creatine

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.

Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!

by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005

worm burner

a really gay four square term that makes no sense, usually stated by the UVA kids, Four square is beginning to suck.

Whoa dude, did you just see that worm burner? it was so hardcore! like totally awesome dude

by Mike Rotch January 30, 2005

San Diego

Acutally, I don't know what it means. I don't think anyone does anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost a long time ago

Established by the the Germans in 1904, they called it "San DiAgo", which is German for "A Whale's Vagina".

by Mike Rotch July 1, 2005