A homo erotic massage done in unsanitary conditions after wandering the streets of India’s capital in an unsuccessful attempt to find a gay hookup. Given by a disinterested Indian peasant, usually charging between 50-75 rupees.
by Mike Ropeines April 20, 2025
The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025