swamp donkey

Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)

That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!

by Mike Phillips August 19, 2005

fangoriously

To violently consume with the use or large teeth

Hillary was fangoriously consumed by the gelatinous monster.

by Mike Phillips September 11, 2003