Definitions by Mike Monahan

Scankasaurus Rex

The fat, ugly bitch that prevents you from spittin' game on her hot friend. Also known as a cock blocker, the enforcer, the ball wall, the side car, the game killer or the bouncer.

" Dude I had that girls' panties on fire.....that was until that Scankasaurus Rex showed up and fucked it all up!"

Scankasaurus Rex by Mike Monahan October 15, 2006

The Madden 

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

The Madden by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

Sack-A-Joo-Wee-Ah 

Word used to describe a bag of weed without tipping off the parents, pigs or republicans.

"Dude, we really need to hook up with Sack-A-Joo-Wee-Ah, she's the bomb diggity"

Sack-A-Joo-Wee-Ah by Mike Monahan October 13, 2006