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She is a beautiful , short girl with an smile that will make your second, minute, hour and day. She has an ass that is so fat it makes you wanna slap your momma. She may be a little slow in the head but she is learning. These are some words that describe her : admirable alluring angelic appealing beauteous bewitching charming classy comely cute dazzling delicate delightful divine excellent exquisite fascinating fine gorgeous. Oh , last but not least I think I said it already but if I didn't BEAUTIFUL, AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!
I love Milynda.
by Mike Mike December 29, 2012
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a synthetic hormone that is injected to a male friend to counteract vagaphalactic shock. Instantly returns subject to state of 'not being a pussy'.
Foreman was quickly deterioating into vagaphalactic shock when his girlfriend called and asked him to come home early from his poker game. Luckily we were able to hit him with 200cc of vaginephrine before his balls completely shrunk to oblivion.
by Mike Mike May 5, 2006
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What you call a young grandma.
If you walk into a school with your grandma and everyone thinks it's your mom. Thats a big mom. If people think your grandma is your mom thats a big mom. The biggest mom of them all.
by Mike Mike February 9, 2014
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