boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.

"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."

by Mike Melton June 01, 2006

cockboxer

(1) a homosexual
(2) someone who masturbates to excess
(3) a female who loves to give her man handjobs

"I hear Bob said his new girl is quite a cockboxer."

by Mike Melton June 02, 2006