Mike Lowe's definitions

dinky

Variation of Yuppie...Dual-Income-No-Kids-Yuppie.

Look at those damn Dinkies in thier his and hers Mercedes.

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

beef curtins

Sloppy vagina

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

labian

(1) n Lesbian+Labia, a lesbian vagina. (2) n A dike (out lesbian) or group of dikes. ie labians

Check out the grey mullet on that labian. Do you think the cuffs match the collar?

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

Funt

Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!

Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

pornogamous

An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

brown pearl

The first poo of the morning, or after being constipated. Looks like hard little rabbit turns.

I sat on the toilet for a half an hour and all that came out was a brown pearl.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003