scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.
If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!
by Mike Finland March 21, 2017
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gobermouch

One who attempts to make another's life better against the will of the other. Oversimplified: one who meddles in another business, a busybody. Philosophically: one who considers his own intellect to encompass and exceed the intellect of another, thereby giving him the right and duty to control the life of another, for the other's own good.
My mom remained a gobermouch, always knowing what's best and tricking me into doing it, even after I turned 18.
by Mike Finland March 23, 2017
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