Definitions by Mike Dixie Normous

Deathgasm 

When a friend or sibling dies, or gets in trouble, and you derive enough pleasure to orgasm to it.

1)Person 1:**cring** it was marks time to go.
Person 2: yes. yes it wa-....
Person 1: OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Person 2: nothing. i just had a deathgasm.

2)AH! My brother just fell into a septic tank and it feels so good!

Deathgasm by Mike Dixie Normous March 1, 2008

No 

1) means no.
2) evil twin of yes.

1) NO!!! PLEASE DONT!!! NOT THERE!!!
2) do you want aids?
uhm, no?
you mean YES!?
No. i mean its evil twin.
yes?
NO! NO AIDS!
YES! YES AIDS!!!
LEMONAIDS!!!!

No by Mike Dixie Normous March 1, 2008

abundance 

A dancing cupcake in a tu-tu!

Person 1: HEY! come over here i have something awesome to show you!
Person 2: Dude, i cant. the buns on this cupcake are DANCING!
Person 1: wow! thats amazing. and sexy.
Person 3 (person 1&2's slightly flamboyant friend): I want a dancing cupcake!
Person 1: here, i have cupcakes for all!
Person 4: whats going on in here? OOOOH! a bun dance!
Person 5: YAY! free cupcake!
Person 6: AHHH!!!! there are too many people in here!
Person 7: its an abundance of dancing buns and people!!!!!!!!
Person 8: Oh no! person one just died from eating tainted buns!
(Person 8 has a deathgasm)
Person 2: WHY DIDNT OUR PARENTS LOVE US ENOUGH TO GIVE US ACTUAL NAMES!?!?

abundance by Mike Dixie Normous March 1, 2008