Mike Blizz's definitions

gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

blunt lip

the result of rolling and smoking so many blunts that your lips start to get sore from constantly being in contact with the tobacco of the blunt skin.

Dude, you roll this one. I've rolled like 30 blunts today and I've got some serious blunt lip going on.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

Eyebrow slit

The culturally appropriated term created by white people to attempt to cash in on what is properly referred to as eyebrow cuts made popular by black people, most notably Big Daddy Kane, since the early days of hip hop.

Those white girls keep talking about eyebrow slits but they are actually called eyebrow cuts. Idiots.

by Mike Blizz October 11, 2018

tanny glover

when a guy walks into a tanning salon and wants a tan with a happy ending from an African American woman.

John wanted a delux tan, so he asked for a tanny glover.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011