Definitions by Mike Bailey

god botherer 

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

god botherer by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

charity spacker 

Someone heavily involved in the Universities Charities Campaign - goes out tin shaking across the nation, and has a very smug perpetual grin.

Watch out, here comes another charity spacker with a collecting tin.

charity spacker by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

goat knobber 

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

goat knobber by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

fannymonger 

A girl who is desperate for a shag and dresses provocatively in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting punter...

That's a belt, not a skirt! She must be a trainee fannymonger!

fannymonger by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

bumlord 

A contemptible person

He behaved like an utter bumlord at dinner/on holiday

bumlord by Mike Bailey September 25, 2003