Mike Bailey's definitions

fannymonger

A girl who is desperate for a shag and dresses provocatively in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting punter...

That's a belt, not a skirt! She must be a trainee fannymonger!

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

charity spacker

Someone heavily involved in the Universities Charities Campaign - goes out tin shaking across the nation, and has a very smug perpetual grin.

Watch out, here comes another charity spacker with a collecting tin.

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

bumlord

A contemptible person

He behaved like an utter bumlord at dinner/on holiday

by Mike Bailey September 25, 2003