Mike 's definitions
A word that has been exclamed after every phrase that Michael, Drew and Chad say. This word is the equivalent of the word "Man," in a deeper more formal tense.
1. "Chad just tripped in the hallway mayne!"
2. "Safety mayne!"
3. "I'm from Virginia mayne!"
4. "You might be a redneck if your nipple has ever been bitten off by a beaver mayne!"
5. "MMMMMAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEE!"
6. "I'm a cowboy mayne!"
7. "Jacob's eatin' cheetos mayne!"
8. "Listen to me mayne!"
9. "Skiddlyboop mayne!"
10. "Where'd my dOritos go mayne!"
11. "Mrghhghghhghghrhghh mayne!"
12. "Forizzle mayne!"
13. "Yo Mr. Johnson mayne!"
14. "C to the Ody playin some game mayne!"
15. "That's so funny.......Mayne!"
2. "Safety mayne!"
3. "I'm from Virginia mayne!"
4. "You might be a redneck if your nipple has ever been bitten off by a beaver mayne!"
5. "MMMMMAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEE!"
6. "I'm a cowboy mayne!"
7. "Jacob's eatin' cheetos mayne!"
8. "Listen to me mayne!"
9. "Skiddlyboop mayne!"
10. "Where'd my dOritos go mayne!"
11. "Mrghhghghhghghrhghh mayne!"
12. "Forizzle mayne!"
13. "Yo Mr. Johnson mayne!"
14. "C to the Ody playin some game mayne!"
15. "That's so funny.......Mayne!"
by Mike May 17, 2004

Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.
by Mike December 28, 2005

An eskimo that eats raw fish and co-stars in a show with a theme song and everything with alfronzo, a friend of his that can turn super-sayen. Eskimo Bob has exelent fighting skills and has shown some of his moves such as launching raw fish, launching a "super raw fsh" in episode 26 and he can fly...kind of (episode 13).He is known in every episode to eat a raw fish and burp really loudly. You are able to see this eskimo at www.eskimo bob.com
by Mike November 12, 2003

by Mike January 3, 2004

The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.
by Mike April 10, 2005

by Mike October 29, 2004
