Mike's definitions

F5

Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen.

James R. McDonald includes a table of Fujita levels and wind speeds. F-6 and above is labled as "inconcievable damage". Wind speed are as follows (in miles per hour):
F-6 319-379
F-7 380-445
F-8 446-513
F-9 514-585
F-10 586-659
F-11 660-735
F-12 736 and above
note: The speed of sound at -3ºC is 736 miles per hour.

Works Cited

McDonald, James R. "T. THEODORE FUJITA: HIS CONTRIBUTION TO TORNADO KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DAMAGE DOCUMENTATION AND THE FUJITA SCALE." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society; Jan2001, Vol. 82 Issue 1, p63-72

Schlatter, Thomas. "F6 Tornadoes." Weatherwise; Jan/Feb98, Vol. 51 Issue 1, p28

by Mike February 5, 2005

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

battle rig

a PC that can play Tribes.

"Kevin is getting a new battle rig."

by mike November 20, 2004

Cacoon

What a person with a stutter calls a coon
As in Nuh-Nigger

GARETH GATES : I suh-sauh-saw a cacoon out there in in in in the au-au-au-au-audience

by Mike May 1, 2004

ford

Fuckin Over Rated Disaster

the only good ford is a junkyard one

by Mike December 17, 2006

Jay-Z

the illest eva. please dont be hatin on jay-z cause the best lyrics. yall little hatas dont listen to the music and lyrics and how his raps go in a timeline. jay-z stays on the subject that he started. so if u got beef wit me take it up wit me and da roc and every homie thats down wit the jay

r.o.c yea
#1 click yea
if u represent us through them the diamonds up yea
now lets be clear
i aint goin now where
now that you kno
holla at ya boy HOV

dont hate on the greatness

by mike July 12, 2004

griz piece

griz piece is another term for grizzle / a gram of herb

yoooo whats going on man, you cop that griz piece yet?

by mike May 26, 2006