Mike's definitions

smackbabe

fucking cunt who wont tell me why s8en doesnt care

smackbabe is a poster at entensity forums

by mike August 18, 2003

Douv

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.

Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.

by Mike March 21, 2005

stuntface

ugly chick in porno that receives the gentlemen's load on her face.

the director needed a stuntface in the scene so that the star wouldn't need to redo her makeup

by mike April 20, 2004

fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 7, 2006

Plutonium

Shit that will blow you up

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy

by Mike September 23, 2004

servitude

1) Serve action or ownage - "You got served."

2) Slavery, free labor or labor to pay off a debt.

1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.

2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.

by Mike October 12, 2004

Cow bite

The act in which you grab a female's vagina and twist.

Yesterday in school, I gave Cady Andrews a Cow bite.

by Mike December 8, 2004