Mike's definitions

high heels

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

by Mike September 6, 2004

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003

Yonkers

Cool place to hang out, the only city in Westchester county NY that isn't lame.

Yonkers is where all the cool, interesting working-class people live, the rest of the county is a bunch of stuck-up upper middle class whitebread countryclub goers.

by Mike January 23, 2004

menge

(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.

Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!

by Mike August 6, 2003

Wes Eisold

Vocalist for Give Up the Ghost (American Nightmare), which is probably one of the best bands in hardcore in recent memory. (I could just spit out an entire bio, but instead just go to www.giveuptheghost.com, who knows the band better than the band themselves). Tortured, sincere, satirical lyrics are the only thing that comes from this man’s pen.

"I never said I'd stay to the fucking end. Fuck you, fuck all of you. You'll never know what I wanted to say, those fucking words are as dead as the air I breathe. Life is just a big second guess, a broken staircase of mistook steps."

by Mike November 22, 2003

fiendcore

Another term for horror punk. Combination of the words "fiend" + "hardcore".

Samhain isn't a gothic band,. you sboob. They're fiendcore!

by Mike August 11, 2004

gotfrag

A website that provices eSports coverage.

Not an example but something that happened to me. I got banned from gotFrag cause I posted Korn lyrics that evaded gotfrag's swear filter. And yes, they have an IQ of 50

by Mike January 24, 2004