Mike/Brandon's definitions

albeiter

A woman who enjoys the taste of another womans vagina.
A female who plays softball, wears flannel, maintains a mullet/short "spike" cut, hates men, fears the dong.

"Pat is clearly an "Albeiter", as she much resembles "Al" from Tool Time.

by Mike/Brandon December 31, 2005

gooch

the view you get of a woman's snatch from behind (especially while bent over/on all fours). May resemble a taco/pita-pocket/roast beef sandwich from this viewpoint.

"When your Mom bent over, I couldn't help but notice her exquisite GOOCH"

by Mike/Brandon December 28, 2005