9 definitions by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
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semen; what you shoot out of your dick when you blam

Note that New England blam chowder is very thick scroatmeal, whereas MANhattan blam chowder has a much runnier consistency similar to precum.
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop... Here comes the blam chowder.
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