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Definitions by Mikaela Slopko

Le-Thong James 

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.
I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room
Le-Thong James by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024

Le-thong James 

N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap
I was plowing this girl last night and hit her with that Le-thong James.
Le-thong James by Mikaela Slopko December 29, 2023

Cock Highway 

When he or she is missing just enough teeth to slide your wiener in and not get bit.
I was kinda scared to get a blowie off of her until she smiled. I'm gonna ride that cock highway all the way across the country with no worries about the tooth drag.
Cock Highway by Mikaela Slopko July 30, 2019