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That stupid girl in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania who fell into a fountain while walking and texting and then wondered why people just laughed at her.

(No dumbasses were hurt in this act of stupidity)
Guy: Hey, I just sawed my own arm off. Now I only have one arm and that makes me sad.

Other Guy: You are every bit as stupid as that dumbass fountain girl.
by Mighty-D January 20, 2011
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