That stupid girl in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania who fell into a fountain while walking and texting and then wondered why people just laughed at her.
(No dumbasses were hurt in this act of stupidity)
(No dumbasses were hurt in this act of stupidity)
Guy: Hey, I just sawed my own arm off. Now I only have one arm and that makes me sad.
Other Guy: You are every bit as stupid as that dumbass fountain girl.
Other Guy: You are every bit as stupid as that dumbass fountain girl.
by Mighty-D January 21, 2011
When you eating the pussy so good she squirts all over your face out of no where thats a water fountain girl
by Stacky Warbucks May 29, 2016