Definitions by Midnight Assassin

passing the football 

The act of two lovers pressing their asses together and one partner shitting a large solid turd into the anus of the other partner.

If you want to spice things up in the bedroom, passing the football never fails.

passing the football by Midnight Assassin June 22, 2016

take a flying fuck 

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

take a flying fuck by Midnight Assassin March 1, 2016