take a flying fuck

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

by Midnight Assassin November 27, 2015

passing the football

The act of two lovers pressing their asses together and one partner shitting a large solid turd into the anus of the other partner.

If you want to spice things up in the bedroom, passing the football never fails.

by Midnight Assassin April 06, 2016