1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006
Get the meat gazer mug.1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
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The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
2.
The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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